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Boob-related enterprise, especially as it relates to cover charges of a strip club. A simple 2 tits/$1 ratio.

Especially when in a recession
If there is a $10 door cover, you MUST see at least 20 titties (or 10 pairs) before you are obligated to tip any other stripper (and perhaps bartender and/or waitresses). This is basic tittinomics.
by Car Ramrod, say it May 06, 2009

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