Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms

What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

Tits of the dead by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Tits of a Champion 

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

Tits of a Champion by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011

The Rule of Tits 

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

The Rule of Tits by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

Tits of Duty; ToD 

Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty

Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.

Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD

Tits of Duty; ToD by care package king November 16, 2011

for the love of tits 

An interjection used when extreme displeasure is felt, but must be followed by '............and it's funny because people love tits!'

Often used to provide comic relief in a stressful situation.

Person 1 - "Aw man, the cat peed on the couch again!"
Person 2 - "For the love of tits!............and its funny, because people love tits!"

for the love of tits by Rit0009 August 4, 2007

Pointed Tits of Sorrow 

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.

Pointed Tits of Sorrow by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

Tits of a demon 

Phrase aimed towards a women who has such amazing Breasts, that you would turn to the dark side to get a feel of them.

Guy 1:"Dude, look at the tits on her!

Guy 2:"Ikr! Man she has tits of a demon, I would commit genocide for that shit!

Tits of a demon by Thechubbycoon October 22, 2011