Kalm yo tits
A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.
Kalm yo tits by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011
calm yo tits
calm yo tits by Anthony Li September 5, 2011
Tits You Know (T.Y.K)
If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.
(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.
(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.
(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).
(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.
(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).
Tits You Know (T.Y.K) by teamplayer010 July 13, 2009
tits on you
If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
tits on you by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013
Tits on your face
This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Tits on your face by bikejunky February 17, 2010