tits up

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

tits up

A word used to describe something that has broken or someone who is dead

Damn, my graphics card just went tits up

by God September 29, 2003

tits up

broken, fucked up, shit the bed, passed out.

Charolette was pissed off because her dildo went tits up.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

tits up

description of a situation where everything has gone wrong, sometimes disasterously wrong

Those two teenagers were almost killd in that tits up car wreck.

by aaron January 1, 2004

tits up

Total Unconsciousness. a term used in the military to describe the final stages of several medical conditions (heat exhaustion, heat stroke, chemical exposure, etc.) Also called tango uniform using the military radio phonetics. "Tits up" is the slang version.

You'll go tits up if you don't get injected with atropine within 10 minutes of exposure.

by goopup February 4, 2006

tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

by Gino Licata December 29, 2008

tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.

Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.

by old lang guy October 17, 2006