tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 12, 2005

Tits on a Bull

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless

That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull

by The Druggist August 19, 2008

bull tits

A funnier way of saying bull shit.

A: "I won that bet, you owe me $20.00"
B: "Man, thats some bull tits."

by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009

tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.

Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.

by bt February 27, 2003

tits on a bull

A great traditional aussy saying. When used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be tits on a bull)

1. Every time I try to use the fucking phone for calls/sms or internet I get cut off. This phone provider is as useless as tits on a bull. Fucking cunts

2. I saw Shelley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and I requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. That stupid bitch is as good as tits on a bull

by Wozzgalaxy February 21, 2011

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love January 30, 2007

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019