1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').
1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."
2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
by Al Peterson August 5, 2005
1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.
by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009
Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016