If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
by ChiefBomb March 23, 2015