high on tired 

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

high on tired by argie1963 July 15, 2016

Grap on my tired 

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

Grap on my tired by brucelee May 13, 2005

Grap on my tired 

The original thread.
members.shaw.ca/penphoe/grap/grap.html

...should i make him grap on my tired while i drive?

Grap on my tired by 05wrxmatt July 21, 2008

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

down like four flat tires on a dump truck by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

Tied on screwtly 

state of mind after a week long bender of drugs alcohol and no sleep.

Dude must have been tied on screwtly cuz he made no sense!!!!

Tied on screwtly by Beefcakejake December 10, 2020

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Mud on the tires 

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

Mud on the tires by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009