Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.

My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.

Purple Tiptoes by buhooobs November 10, 2009

Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

Tiptoer 

Another name for a Pedophile.

Jess: Mr.G is such a tiptoer!
Rhianne: I know right! He uploaded videos of young girls to his private youtube!

Tiptoer by obiejess April 15, 2014

tiptoe through the tulips 

A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.

So won’t you tiptoe through the tulips...in the garden...in the moonlight...with me!

tiptoe through the tulips by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

tiptoe around 

1. To be careful not to offend.

2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.

As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.

I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.

tiptoe around by Tbhcarebear October 10, 2016

midnight tiptoe 

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.

1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.

midnight tiptoe by Rilan March 16, 2012

French tip toes 

If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.

“Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”

“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”

French tip toes by RealBaller1 August 4, 2019