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Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
Related Words
The unconscious part of yourself, may come in different names and you might have a conversation with it during your sleep. This is mostly ignored by almost everyone since most of them don't care about their own feelings...
Everyone cares about their family and friends. However this Tinsile is filled with jealousy and is dying within one's conscious. Once their sanity is gone it is too late...
Tinsile by TinsileSphinx May 24, 2021
adj. - having characteristics in common with paranoid delusions. The word comes from paranoid people wearing tinfoil hats to keep the aliens from reading their mind, or to keep the Illuminati from using mind control rays on them, etc.
"You have to sign this petition! It's to get Congress to require all envelopes to be self-adhesive. When you lick an envelope flap, the Post Office runs it through a scanner that takes a DNA sample. Then they match that up with your name based on the return address. Homeland Security claims to be keeping the information to know how best to protect Americans from a gene-based terrorist attack, but if the wrong people came into power, they could use it for eugenics and put everyone with a certain chromosome combination into concentration camps! So will you sign the petition?"

"Um...I don't know, dude. Sounds a little tinfoily to me."
tinfoily by Gigglingwizard April 28, 2009

tinsel dick 

A very small dick
Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Tinseltubby 

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.
I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.
Tinseltubby by Crainneag October 22, 2012
noun: Amharic/Geez
a) Resurrection(of Christ);
b) A smart ,fun,beautiful(Handsome) individual full of life and adventure,a true friend but also a powerful enemy. A strong

willed person
Holiday vibes with Friends have a happy Tinsae holiday
Tinsae by Arshnemesis November 22, 2021