Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Fun tickets 

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

Fun tickets by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

shit tickets 

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

poo tickets 

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

Tickets Ole 

Tickets Ole is an established company in Overland Park Kansas founded by Darren Attebery(owner) that sells secondary market event tickets to sold out sporting events,concerts and shows at a premium (above face value) due to the cost and acqusition of high demand tickets. Tickets can also be purchased by visiting their company website TicketsOle.com

Alot of people are going to secondary market companys such as Tickets Ole for high demand and or sold out events.

Tickets Ole by Tickets Ole December 1, 2010

Tickets To See X 

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .

Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.

Tickets To See X by gzmakally March 7, 2020

Nuggets tickets 

Common slang used in the Colorado, in reference to the Denver Nuggets basketball team, when covertly discussing the purchase of cannabis sativa.

Commonly used on cell phone conversations.

Dude, when do you think you can get some nuggets tickets?

Hey man, you don't need to buy those nuggets tickets....they're in the nosebleed section.

Nuggets tickets by FrontRangeTrustifarian March 8, 2008