tinket 

The tinket is one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century . Tinkets have made life more easy . It all started when a group of individuals went to get a burger , called the 'ZINKER' . Hence , tinket was invented . Theres no relation between the 2 words , but then again , its a tinket , so its alrite .

Tinkets can be of various shapes and sizes . Yesterday i was walking on the streets and i saw a car which had an upgraded tinket system . It was real cool , but i guess the owner would have some problems if the tinket over heats .

Last week i went to get my tinket pierced , but then it hurt and i was admitted to the tinket ward of the palooza hospital on 23rd sloop road . Later some friends visited and gave me some get well tinkets.

Also , this one time , i was sitting at a burger joint and i saw 2 people sharing tinket sushi with bbq sauce . would you like fries with that sir ?

Person1: better take care of your tinkets .
Person2: why ?
Person1: why not ?

tinket by _MojO_ November 22, 2007

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

Tinkerbelle 

A dreamy, whimsical fairy-like person.

Look Tinkerbelle is coming over.

Tinkerbelle by I, Wreckerrr August 24, 2020

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo 

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

Tickety-boo by Dartistic June 16, 2018