someone who twistss everything that two celebrities do to make it look like they're in love.

Somebody who believes that "Dom and Elijah are omgawd one twu wuv!"

They usually are very stupid people who will twist any situation, like Elijah tying his shoe, into proof that Dom and Elijah are in fact gay and together.

Dom = Dominic Monaghan, Elijah= Elijah Wood