tinfoil hat 

Propoganda designed to cover up a massive government conspiracy. Begining in the late 1970's, the United States government tried to cover up its radio-wave thought-control program by circulating a false rumor that people could shield their minds from government intrusion by wearing a tinfoil hat. In truth, a tinfoil hat only improves reception and makes it easier for the government to read your mind. Speak truth to power!

Take off that tinfoil hat, you fool, the black helicopters are coming!

tinfoil hat by Shep Pettibone May 24, 2009

Tinfoil Hat 

The "tinfoil hat" is often a way to describe someone who's going crazy, or falling too deep into crazy internet theories. When someone tells you you're putting on a tinfoil hat, it means your going head over heels for a crazy idea.

"Dude, the world's gonna end due to alien attacks within the next 4 months. I've figured out their plans completely."
"I think you need to take off that tinfoil hat and snap back into reality."

Tinfoil Hat by Daddy-0-5 February 3, 2018

TinfoilBallism

TinfoilBallism is a religion where your holy doctrine is a massive tinfoil ball named The Bible of tinfoil, your holy figure is a smaller tinfoil ball and his name is Jesus II, and the Tin Spirit is a small piece of tinfoil. The premise of this religion is to worship the tinfoil ball and the contents within the doctrine contain the key to restarting the Crusades. You can make up the rest however you want and the Lent through Easter period is when the original Crusades will be celebrated.

TinfoilBallist: Would you like to convert to TinfoilBallism?

TinfoilBallism by TheTinfoilLord April 30, 2021

tinfoil hat 

Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!

The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!

tinfoil hat by Bas April 8, 2005

tinfoil hat 

1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations.

2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

Mike is still talking about space aliens? He must have left his tinfoil hat at home.

tinfoil hat by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

tinfoil hat brigade 

A nickname for the mentally deranged members of the US State Department and the National Security Council who were all attempting to execute the smooth quid pro quo for Putin’s Bitch himself.

All of these superstars like Pompeo, Barr, Volker...and even the littler wise guys like Giuliani and his thugs...they are all part of the tinfoil hat brigade and will go down in history as such!

tinfoil hat brigade by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Tinfoil hat 

Accusation constantly used by brainwashed, government-trusting, sheeple against critical thinkers & anyone who questions the status quo.

Guy: If you look up the history of the Federal Reserve & how it was made, you'd see how corrupt the institution is & why we need another central bank.

Redneck: Yer just another tinfoil hat wearin faggot!

Guy: I think we need to kick the Rothschild bankers out of our country

Redneck: Tinfoil hat! Anti Semite!

"the government is corrupt"
"tinfoil hat! tinfoil hat!"

Tinfoil hat by DarthVegetaX November 14, 2015