My plan is perfect and all it requires is spaghettio's, an alarm clock, and a tincture of time.
The problem required a tincture of time. Unfortunatly i didn't have a tincture of time so i swallowed a live pigeon instead.
My girlfriend and i decided we needed a tincture of time away from each other. I didn't know that meant she could sleep with all of my friends, my 12 year old brother, and a chincture
tincture of thyme is an ingredient in a butter based food-it is not the same as tincture of time.