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Timpanaro Hard 

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!
Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!
Timpanaro Hard by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created
Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME
Timpani by 6DADADA May 31, 2009
Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises
"The timpani sounds like thunder"
timpani by Ryan June 19, 2005
hell sweet instruments aka kettle drums
her drum teacher play some mean timpani