Top Definition
A retail/service employee that mans the tills!

a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"

he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
by kenny Chin March 04, 2004

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