A new vulgarism describing Tight Wad Hill, the hill upon which cheapskates sit to watch football games at UC Berkeley.

The tradition of sitting on Tight Ass Hill has long been in effect, since college students have been poor since the beginning of time, and $70 for a ticket is a no-no.
Hey man, you going to the Big Game this weekend?

Not for $70! I'm sitting up on Tight Ass Hill for free.
by ohjong April 11, 2010
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A Vagina that is so tight on a man's Penis that he can feel all of the muscles tightening around his penis
You got a tight ass pussy, it feels incredible
by Jimminy mf Crickett April 11, 2014
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A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)

Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
by Brandy boo June 19, 2021
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A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
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The Anal Cavity is one of three passages in the female body used for male sexual gratification.

The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.

If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum... These sluts are begging for you to cum inside their pussies or tight-ass bum! Watch as we fill five beautiful holes with hot love liquid. These fine-ass babes get stuffed with pounds of man meat until they are given a creamy treat!
by Dexter Day June 11, 2010
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"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
by Miguel Carnay September 6, 2006
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A very stingy virgin.
Mostly used homosexuals.
Guy#1: Hey, wanna go shag *gropes*
Guy#2: Ugh, no way! *punches*
Guy#1: Fuck, you are such a tight ass bitch!
by lemmonlemmon July 27, 2010
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