tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017
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Stifmeister
Steve Stifler's nickname in the movie American Pie. From the deutsch word 'meister' meaning master, 'Stifmeister' actually means 'Stif the master'.
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Stifmeister by Tuttigiu June 22, 2014
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Titmeister
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
timester
A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").
Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.
An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."
Time.
What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.
They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.
And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.
So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.
An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."
Time.
What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.
They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.
And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.
So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
timester by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023
tonmeister
Tonmeister is most often found as a job description in the music and recording industries. It describes a person who is a sound master (a literal translation of the German word, which applies to women equally as much as men) a person who creates recordings or broadcasts of music who is both deeply musically trained (in 'classical' and non-classical genres) and also who has a detailed theoretical and practical knowledge of virtually all aspects of sound recording
tonmeister by lastgate May 18, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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