Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

tickle dick 

Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.

He's a right tickle dick!

tickle dick by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005

tickley dick 

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.

Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"

tickley dick by CrazyRob03 June 6, 2011

Tickle-Dick 

(v./n.)used in place of saying somebody is fucking around and being an idiot.

He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.

That guy is being such a tickle-dick.

Tickle-Dick by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011

Tickle Dick 

Some with a small penis.

Little ass dick!!

That's the boy with the tickle dick he thought he was making me scream.

Tickle Dick by Demij March 25, 2011

Tickle Dick 

When someone finds something stupid incredibly funny and they cannot stop laughing.

This picture of my cat must’ve really hit him in the tickle dick

Tickle Dick by Randomnuss October 17, 2018

Dick Tickle 

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

Dick Tickle by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021