tickle my taint 

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.

Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.

tickle my taint by elcaminodave December 14, 2008

Toyota Taint Tickle 

Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.

We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.

Toyota Taint Tickle by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 28, 2009

Tennessee Taint Tickle 

When two males take part in a sexual intercourse and take turns rubbing one’s penis on the backside of their balls (also known as the “taint”) until one ejaculates and seeps down the crack of their ass

Mom! i just saw uncle lawrence giving daddy a tennessee taint tickle!

Tennessee Taint Tickle by itchyball6699 September 9, 2020

tickle the taint 

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

tickle the taint by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

Promethean Taint Tickle 

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

Promethean Taint Tickle by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Phoenician Taint Tickle 

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!

Phoenician Taint Tickle by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

Phoenician Taint Tickle 

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!

Phoenician Taint Tickle by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024