thwamper

(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.

Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?

Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!

OR

Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?

Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.

thwamper by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010

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Thwomper

A thirty pack of beer.

Posted up with a thwomper of C minus.

Thwomper by Frit0 March 13, 2011

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Twamper

A bag-o-weed worth twenty dollars

dealer: whatcha need?
Buyer : shiat, jus a twamper

Twamper by Jeevs January 14, 2003

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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