A piece of shit that won't help or teach you in any way whatsoever.
Girl 1: Do you think Bob could help me study for the big test coming up?
Girl 2: Probably not, he's pulling a Mr. Thrush today.
by AnonymousGiraffe March 4, 2015
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Glueing freshly shaved pubes to your penis, then inserting your penis into a yeast infected vagina to scratch that itch.
Kelsey L. had a bad yeast infection, so I gave her the good old thrush brush.
by Diegroll November 19, 2019
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Referred to nerds who don't bathe or wash, therefore smelling like the thrush of a cunt

CT for short
That bloke is such a Cunt Thrush

That smell is coming from that CT
by The Big Kent May 18, 2009
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In Short A Disgusting Girl Carrying Thrush..Often The School slut.
"Yuck Mandy You Disgusting Thrush Monkey"
"Harley, Calling People Thrush Monkeys Is Mean."
by Pinktasttic October 20, 2006
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Tit Thrush- fungus of the tit. Can be produced by sweat and dirt underneath a saggy tit. Where underneath the skin is wet,red,itchy and sweaty. The saggy area is unaccessable because the layer of skin flap is so thick.
- "You know that Ronnie, his moobs are so saggy he has tit thrush!".
by [MeganGoesBreeBree] January 18, 2008
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When a women has really bad thrush to the extent that it smell worse then a fish mongers shop
Dan "I nearly fucked Jenny last night"

Ben "Oh Yeah, what happened"

Dan "She pulled her panties down but it smelled so bad I nearly puked"

Ben "She sounds like a right Thrush Monger"
by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009
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