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Throb Job 

a sexual act similar to titty-f**k where the guy inserts his penis in between a large set of titties and the girl pushes her titties inward towards the penis mulitple times fast to give the dick a sensation of throbbing
Me: Dude i was with my b***h last night and I came instantly--it was weird.

Ron: dude i thought you could f**k like a champ!? what happened?

Me: We didn't have sex--she have me a throb job it was tittitastic
Throb Job by ryrymomo March 9, 2011
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A lady, who to put it mildly, has a vagina that bares the signs and scars of much over-use in its time.
Person 1: So, did you fuck the shit out of that girl you keep chatting about.

Person 2: Look I'd rather leave this stone unturned, get my message.

Person 1: What, don't put that evil on me. Give me a straight answer, what's the problem.

Person 2: Well, she... she was a fucking throb-job you hear, her vagina looked like a fucking cement mixer ok, I'd need a fucking tree trunk just to hit the spot in that thing.

Person 1: Whoa man... you mean to tell me, that you... you never took your chances, she's like the hottest girl around the whole state.

Person 2: Well you try fucking her when you're presenting a fucking mountain with a bonsai tree, look it's her fault... I'm built just fine, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
Throb-job by Robert Head December 24, 2008

Throw Job 

When a girl is performing fellatio and involuntarily vomits on the male penis.
After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
Throw Job by Nicehole October 3, 2014

throw job 

1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues.

or

2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
Shit, I was getting some bomb dome, and the girl started gagging and throwing up; damn, those throw jobs feel great.
throw job by shit on my chest July 20, 2006

throw job 

a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other person’s mouth.
“Hey! did you hear Kelly gave Mike a throw job?”
“Oh my god! that’s so kinky!!”
throw job by hdjakcnskgnkancjajxnf October 23, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026