Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

three ring circus

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.

'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.

Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder

by SpankMeSideways August 28, 2016

three ring blender

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!

by Below-Stairs December 3, 2022

The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

by mike13849132047 January 7, 2010

three ring circus

2 hands, 1 mouth, 3 cocks

this girl ran one crazy three ring circus on spring break

by jbez April 8, 2008

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by June 11, 2022