Three hits stands for;

My fist hits you
You hit the floor
And the ambulance hits 80!

A phrase which is used as a threat to beat someone up, and consequently put them in hospital.
" i heard about Gaz and your girlfriend, sorry mate"
"that Gaz is going to get the three hits! when i find him!"
by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009
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Slapping A woman Across The Face With Your Penis First Then
Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.
Last night I gave this hoe a Robert Plant Three Hit Combo after she sucked my cock poorly.
by Chuck G January 10, 2008
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Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.
There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.
by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023
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