threatoid 

A virtual slap in the face often seen in online gaming or internet comment threads; an expression of anger. Sometimes mistaken for an actual threat.

player 1: I hope you die in a fire!
player 2: She just threatened to kill me!
player 3: Calm down dear, it's just a threatoid.

threatoid by jeraneums October 21, 2013

Triple Threatin 

When you want to get fucked up on a whole different level, it consists of smokin that fine ass green, poppin a pill and getting hammered drunk. Basically blackout status

Steve- Yooo man you fucked up as hell right now!
Josh- IM TRIPLE THREATIN!!!

Triple Threatin by Normil April 21, 2011

Thanatoid 

Death-like or resembling death.

Satisfy your Thanatoid Jones

Thanatoid by Mo December 4, 2004

Throatoil 

It's the substance that is developed from a deep nasty throat fucking. The well lubricated oil from the back of the throat.
Also seen after a throat fucking when they pull their head off a shaft and the throat oil strings from the shaft to the mouth.

When she deep throats someone she produces a lot of throatoil. Good lubricant for fuckin her in the ass.

Throatoil by MisterMikeH August 28, 2016

thanatoid 

a. death-like, resembling death.

He's got a Thanatoid Jones.
www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm

thanatoid by Mo December 4, 2004

Thanatoid Jones 

Meaty Progressive Rock spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.

www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm

Thanatoid Jones by Mo December 4, 2004

Threatogram 

A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.

"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "

"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"

Threatogram by lincsyokel August 23, 2012