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Threadbear 

A person who comments on a thread dedicated to a topic they pretend to abhor but secretly find fascinating, if for no other reason than they are compelled to act out a deep-seated impulse to be a total opinionated douche bag. This condition is often coupled with bitchitus and in some people can lead to chronic dickiness.
If one encounters a threadbear squatting on a site, it is best to let it shit then move on without interruption.
Threadbear by fantagor May 13, 2009

treadhead 

when cornrows go bad: the hairstyle worn by devotees begins to look less fierce and more like the balding treads on a fading car tire.
Allen Iverson's hair looks treadheaded.
treadhead by misosoup February 2, 2007

threehead 

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "threehead". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.
"Boy's hairline is so low, he got a threehead."
threehead by hidispenser January 25, 2005

Single-threaded 

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.
How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.

treadhead 

Someone who avidly enjoys watching Motocross. The term has also been used to describe "cheap seats" at Motocross events. ("Treadhead seats")
Jake has been to 12 Supercross events! He's a real treadhead!
treadhead by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Threehead 

A dumbass
A worse insult then forehead
"Conner you fucking threehead" I exclaim to the now dumbfounded buffoon
Threehead by lexi666 May 29, 2020