You shall not pass!

The famous phrase from the first LotR movies: The fellowship of the ring, said by Gandalf the Grey while fighting a Balrog.

Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.

Gandalf: *wheeze* You shall not pass! *slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet*

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Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.

-few minutes later-

Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!

King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

by Leo Blade February 4, 2012

This too shall pass

is a proverb indicating that all material conditions, positive or negative, are temporary.

when the morning comes,let it go,this too shall pass

by TheNens May 1, 2011

this TWO shall pass

1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!

ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!

by starkasm November 6, 2009

None Shall Pass

A popular philosophy amongst the rich.

Escalade driving house wife, "Look at that little minion go, doesn't he know, NONE SHALL PASS."

by cbyrd January 30, 2010

This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation

Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013