| 1. | i can't believe you've done this | ||
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Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment. British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face* British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!" |
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| 2. | George W. Bush | ||
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To gain a large number of votes despite overwhelming odds, where the majority of people appear to briefly lose sight of the consequences - until it's too late at which point they realise just what they've let themselves into... Dick: Hey Tom, did ya see that Harry managed to land himself that new management role?
Tom: Yeah, he managed to completely George Dubya Bush the interviewers. Dick: Ah well, better get ready for the fall-out when they discover what they've done... |
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| 3. | unorexia | ||
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Unorexia is evidenced by those who stuff themselves into vinyl stretched to molecular thinness, or into mesh and fishnets that make them look like they've broken out in ham hives, and then stand in front of the mirror and say "DAMN, I'm hot!".
Displays of man boobs, hairy beer guts, nipple tape, butt piggies, sagging empty wallet breasts, mullets and juggalo attire are some of the many manifestations of unorexia. Alcohol tends to accelerate the level of deterioration. No way, dude. I'm not going over there and talking to those girls, they've all got unorexia!
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anonymous
Nov 8, 2003
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| 4. | They Might Be Giants | ||
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The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality. They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.
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| 5. | My Chemical Romance | ||
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Alright, there's a lot of mudslinging going on but here's the facts. MCR has never claimed to be emo or punk and have it documented. You look at the many many interviews scattered on the internet, every answer they give to what they sound like is "violent pop music", which I can agree with. Their sound is just really good so that's why they want to spread. And those who are somehow threatened by the bands look, those are show costumes. Basically, ever since they started touring, they've been getting darker imagery. When they aren't on camera, or on stage, they look like regular people without make up, I assure you. Because MCR is really nice, and they have really gotten somewhere in just about 3 to 4 years shows that they've got some talent, and deserve some respect.
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| 6. | Tim Burton Goth | ||
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Typically twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the humor in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts (which they wear unrelentingly). Example: twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the "humor" in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts.
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| 7. | rape wave | ||
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(pej.) Large group of Arab/North African men, responsible for most rapes in the UK, always hang around in packs and stare like they've never seen a woman in their lives. Harry: Where are all the women Gerry?
Gerry: They've all gone into hiding since that rape wave came to town. Harry: Not another... |
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