thewhoraus 

Portmanteau of whore and thesaurus.

A person who arbitrarily laces their writing with high-register words, usually but not necessarily with the assistane of a thesaurus, in a way which is intended to impress the reader but does not actually add to the content or depth of the text.

"Hey, does anyone know a synonym of 'blah' that sounds more intellectual?" - Thewhoraus

"Does he think I'm that stupid? Replacing words with thesaurus entries is the oldest trick in the book." - A thewhoraus's English teacher

thewhoraus by Guardian of the Apostrophe December 17, 2009

thewhoreus

A code of laws for whores that contains knowledge about:
1.) The appropriate attire of a whore
2.) Whore do's and don'ts
3.) Dealing with other whores
4.) Dealing with pimps
5.) The way of the whore
6.) Whore how to's
7.) Whore history

Example 1:

"Before you can be officially initiated into the cheer squad, you must memorize the Thewhoreus."

thewhoreus by Loose Latina July 23, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012