Thermocalculus does not focus on candorous monkeys, but instead is a study of the gleanings of mitzvah oil from the tainted milk of a goat-mule of Bengali.
The subject was also discussed in a brilliant (but now defunct) theory posed by Bresknellicondo...since then it has perished during the Night of a Thousand Dooms, available on Pay Per View. Rated R.
Thermocalculus also involves a "right-wing" of sorts, and is a quest to clone the leprechaun army of Dundalk MacKinney, for the good of the right and the denial of the testicular organ.
The science's third and final wing is not that of such birds as the Archipecteronamicakszetheramicpon Seljuk Turk, but the denouncement of the nation of Sweden as the land of the Thorax and the Herabic Lactaid. Journeys there may result in your loss of your duodenum, and I wouldn't recommend that as it is a crucial organ. To the monkey system. in the capital of asktethaithiasziramkon. Province of Ganketeank. Skadankadank city.
The other thermocalcular masters are Master Robert the 28th of Lancaster...