What Garfield caused by claw-hooking a loose thread from Jon's knitted underwear as he loped past him on his way outdoors for a morning run, causing said "vulnerable to fraying" garment to rapidly and "vanishingly" unravel, and therefore leaving da unsuspecting Jon open to arrest for indecent exposure.
Garfield thought dat his creating a "thermal runaway" with Jon's jogging-garb was off-da-scale funny, but somehow da alarmed and enormously-humiliated Jon did not find said shocking event to be overly hilarious himself! :P
by QuacksO January 29, 2023