Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
by Marty Broon September 7, 2008
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A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"
Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.
by Port5 October 24, 2009
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A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.
by bob shmoffendoodle March 26, 2011
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Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.
Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003
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something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly
"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"
by hug6trees August 3, 2009
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