theoryhammer 

Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.

Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.

Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.

theoryhammer by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005

thornhammer 

A wooden stick which has a top full of metal thorns.

He died after he was hit with a thornhammer in his head.

thornhammer by Thanos Politis April 9, 2005

Thornhammer 

A word to describe a loser, a small guy who talks random shit and all around loses, a word to describe a guy who likes men

Ew look it’s a thornhammer

Thornhammer by Wet Mop June 26, 2019