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theopwned 

A reference to the total defeat Theo Archibald usually gets while competing in any game/sport. The defeat is so bad you realize that it's not unlike the many defeats Theo Archibald is known for.
Damn Jason is really good, he Theopwned me hard!
theopwned by Zelkian October 15, 2004
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Thepwned 

An awesome gaming community that plays different kinds of games like L4D2, CSS and MW2. Everyone is jealous of the fact that Thepwned has a lot of regulars on their servers and the other people have none.
Let's go play on Thepwned's playground server.
Thepwned by Trexxy November 24, 2009
1. Slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.
1. Joe: "Oh God!"

Tim:" What?"

Joe: "I just heard on the news ISISTheoned a reporter's dick!"
Regarding an incompetent and self-proclaimed 'Christian' lawyer who attempted to regulate the video game industry's freedom of design and expression by claiming some video games simulate and train children to murder, along with other, more extreme, accusations. He did all this by his own hypocritical means through lies, open name-calling, false claims to donate money to charities, public childish attacks, and even violent threats - and eventually had his credibility completely destroyed through his own stupidity, even by organizations and people with a similar cause claiming they want to have no association with him.

The meaning of the word is a branch of the term "owned", but in the context of someone attacking the video game industry and being 'shot down'.
"Hilary Clinton got Thompwned!"
Thompwned by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005
gaming term. to be defeated or to defeat by a throw or throwing.
see how I just throwned that soldier with my bionic arm?
throwned by FlamingDrongo October 18, 2008
1. When NFL superstar Tim Tebow leads a miraculous, Christ-like, 4th quarter comeback that defies all odds and guides his team to victory.
2. Referring to his NFL career, and not to be confused with Tebowned which refers to his college days at Florida where he was expected to win.
Did you see the Chicago Bears get Tepwned on Sunday!?
Tepwned by RyanManteno December 16, 2011