theological noncognitivist

A person who believes that words such as "sanctity", "spirit", and "god" have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can't comprehend.

Religious man: "Don't you feel the love of Jesus raining down upon you?"

Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"

theological noncognitivist by dudeman909090 March 15, 2010

theological noncognitivism 

The argument that religious terminology (words such as "god" and "supernatural") doesn't make any frickin' sense, and just clutters up language meaninglessly.

The atheistic philosopher who claims that "god" is nonsensical is a proponent of theological noncognitivism.

theological noncognitivism by squarecircle September 10, 2008

Theological virtues

Faith, Hope, Love

Man: What are the theological virtues?

Priest: Faith, Hope, love

Theological virtues by Aldrin Sacramento September 3, 2013

Theological Divinialism 

Theological divinialism is the part of divinialism responsible for its theology, it seeks the study of the nature of God, gods, divine beings and divinity in a divinialist outlook and how reach them and become like them.

"One of the most important concepts inside theological divinialism is the concept of people's divinity, where everyone is divine at some level and anyone can reach th divine by its own will, motivation and evolution."

Theological Divinialism by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

Theological Ass-Whooping by The Original Other September 22, 2009

theological noncognitivist

An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.

Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?"
Future Wife: "Oh, Mom, he's actually..."
Atheist: "That's alright honey. I'm a theological noncognitivist."

theological noncognitivist by jefftown February 1, 2009

theological rectum 

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

theological rectum by the_narrator November 12, 2011