An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.
Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?"
Future Wife: "Oh, Mom, he's actually..."
Atheist: "That's alright honey. I'm a theological noncognitivist."
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