You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.
by Fenshaw August 28, 2017
When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.
by Rodney Basil November 6, 2003
The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished on the best artists, without actually having to have any artistic skill whatsoever.
Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.
Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.
Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.
Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.
Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.
Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.
Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.
Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.
"OMG Some horrid person posted a Sonic recolour that was the same as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"
"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"
"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"
by Angry Cosecant October 23, 2008
by Rob Geary June 7, 2007
One of the most innacurate myths in U.S. history. In reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. If someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. In turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. However, most people still believe that THEY are the victim.
I don't recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be identity theft, like they said on TV. I better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. Wow, I'm so traumatized.
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006
The stealing of todays youths ability to live like the average American today. The cause of this is large trillion dollar government spending. Today we are robbing the futures of the current day American teenager, thier future kids, and maybe even their kids kids. Reason democrats and their need for big govenment.
Due to this socialism proposed by Obama we really have a case of generational theft on our hands! :(
by The long term American March 3, 2009
by BigBelly7383 March 3, 2019