n. 1. A complete and utter idiot. 2. Someone who constantly makes stupid comments.
Billy won't shutup about his ugly girlfriend, what a stupid the1.
by Robotic Silence September 20, 2003
The most intense and heavy band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can and will consume one's soul.
If I ever see The 1 in concert, I will pee myself.
by Scummditty December 08, 2007