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Playing for the Yankees 

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.
Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it

bats for the yankees 

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees
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bats for the yankees by Bunsen October 17, 2004

playing the yankees 

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

Do you like the yankees? 

Secret way of asking a man if he’s gay.
Excuse me, do you like the yankees?

the monday yankees 

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably
1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

the Yankee noodle 

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
the Yankee noodle by No name nun November 2, 2014