TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

the very last thing I'll forget by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010

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the very wedge

signifies an event of great significance. for example answering a trivial pursuit question 'for the very wedge'!

for the VERY wedge, SIR!! ...for the very very wedge!!!

the very wedge by nealofander March 18, 2009

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THE VERY BIG STUPID

THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department.

THE VERY BIG STUPID was first discussed in Frank Zappa's autobiography. It breeds quickly and has spread wherever knee-jerk political extremists and religious fundamentalists are found. It also feeds on pop culture.

(It also feeds on modern pop culture).

Step away from the television, or THE VERY BIG STUPID will get you!

America has already been eaten by THE VERY BIG STUPID. We're living in THE VERY BIG DUMP IT TOOK AFTERWARDS.

THE VERY BIG STUPID by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006

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The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.

Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.

The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010

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