to slowly creep away from someone or something with a guilty look on your face. this is usally done after an act that you know is wrong and you dont want to get your ass kicked.
Person 1: Dude did you see what he did when he slapped me?
Person2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did the venuti and slowly creeped away. I wanted to punch him
by MacDaddy827262 December 12, 2009
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The Gamiest person alive. a person that is extremely good looking, and also has a great personality. People are lucky to know a man by this name. He is the life of every party he walks into. Everybody needs a Mike Venuti in their life.
Did you see that Mike Venuti there? He is so amazing!
by anonymous445789 January 19, 2013
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venuti: any group of two or more upright bass players
I see a herd of sheep, a school of fish, and a venuti of bass players.

The word refers to the time that legendary jazz violinist (and infamous prankster) Joe Venuti had a laugh by calling every bass player in the book (in 1928 Los Angeles) and pretending he had a gig for them on New Years Eve (usually a lucrative pay day). When 38 upright bassists showed up toting their large and unwieldy instruments the intersection of Hollywood and Vine was a total madhouse… to Venuti’s great amusement. The prank became legendary eventually leading to the adoption of the word venuti in early 21st century bass circles online, in Austin, Texas, and spreading to other communities as well.
by slapunor44 August 29, 2022
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