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the trots 

Explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea which often results in excessive swearing and/or fist clenching.
Please help me dear lord baby jesus, that spicy pad thai gave me an awful case of the trots.

Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!
the trots by TyDogg December 28, 2008

[touch of the trots]

a english exprexion to determen the making of liquid poo, it can also be used as a noun ex. that soup looks like the touch of the trots.
diarea looks like the touch of the trots
[touch of the trots] by bri rocha January 25, 2009

the trots 

A bad case of diarea, often in slippery, chunky, streams.
After all that old millwaukee, I got a bad case of the trots!
the trots by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

The Trots 

Trotskyite Communists, individually (singular) and collectively (plural, more usual). This approach to communism seeks to spread it around the world, rather than to consolidate the system in the home country. From Leon Trotsky. Used because of its potential links to the trots.
This lead "The Trotskyite faction disrupted the Maoist speaker at the Party Convention" could be re-written as a headline: "Maoist speaker interrupted by a dose of the Trots."

The way those Trots carry on gives me the trots.
The Trots by Red Fred January 31, 2009

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Henry Trotters the Pig 

A person who has lost their virginity to a level 9 goblin gang in clash royale and likes to insert pla filament into their urethra. Some might also enjoy watching gay furry midget porn while doing so..
person 1 'my brother's Henry Trotters the Pig'
person 2 'eat him'