Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

touch the stove 

is a game where people turn on an electric stove and take turns touching it until it gets really hot and starts to burn the hands of competitors

"hey do you want to play touch the stove?"

touch the stove by ktbms May 10, 2010

Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

Put the pasta on the stove by LONGDONG KONG January 6, 2020

over the stove 

Cookin' crack like a nigga, hunched over da stove for 'bout four hours.

"I'm over the stove." -E40

over the stove by Baggot Swaggot December 5, 2013

No time on the Stove 

One whomst spend no time on that stove

Jacob spends no time on the stove

No time on the Stove by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Watch the Stove 

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.

Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

Watch the Stove by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023