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The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.
"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

the stanger 2 by saveferris199 March 8, 2009

Stanely the cinnamon roll 

a sus youtuber who is addicted to dr pepper and stays up until 2 AM
I'm Katie and I have a green doll named Stanely the cinnamon roll!

daniel staniel the 3rd

parkie ass trash doo doo can aka the real chuck boris aka the walking flop himself
oh u talm about daniel staniel the 3rd ? aka the flop

the bowser's stanes 

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes
the bowser's stanes by Laura June 4, 2003

The real Gavin and Stacey

You have seen the tv series…. But this actually happened.

Rich and Vicki, started by working together, the calls went from professional and functional, to flirty undertones, eventually to long night time calls.

They met up just like in tv show and they went to a place somewhere only the know in what ended up being the best first date ever.
That’ couple a really quite sweet, yes they are do you know that locally they are the real Gavin and Stacey because that’s how they got together via work calls