The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

The Splinter 

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

The Splinter by The Splinter March 23, 2021

The Splatters 

when a person has a liquid based stool that covers the entire bowl of a toilet upon release.

Man that food went through me i had the splatters bad!

The Splatters by Heisenberg7 October 12, 2015

Who's choking on the splinters 

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

Who's choking on the splinters by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

splatter the bowl 

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

splatter the bowl by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

splatter the platter 

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

splatter the platter by Rick S. December 1, 2004

The Master Splinter 

Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.

To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.

The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.

Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."

The Master Splinter by Thaddeus_Jones March 1, 2010