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2.
Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
by Barry G. September 08, 2004
 
1.
When a man has sex in a girls tracheotomy hole.
I did the smoker and was able to cum in her lungs.
by J-long-rod July 10, 2008