Hit Me On the Slant

When the Senor tells you to go out for a pass, you know he's gonna hitcha on the slant.

Strong Bad: Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?
Senor Cardgage: You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?

Strong Sad: OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!

Hit Me On the Slant by Nidht November 19, 2007

Caught Me On the Slant 

When an arrow fired from a bow hits someone at an almost perfect 90 degree angle. See: Hit Me On the Slant

That archer caught me on the slant! I swallowed an arrow!

Caught Me On the Slant by chemburn November 19, 2007

on the slant 

adverbial phrase:
crookedly, in a way of only questionable legality

If no-one actually sells the series anymore, I guess I can probably watch it on the slant
Did you get that on the slant, or what?

on the slant by halixer August 11, 2012

The Dichotomy Between Sklent And Slant Is The "&" Symbol: The First Juvenile Release.... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to axolotls.

Person 1: The Dichotomy Between Sklent And Slant Is The "&" Symbol: The First Juvenile Release....

The Dichotomy Between Sklent And Slant Is The "&" Symbol: The First Juvenile Release.... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.

I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.

The Slants by MelloWins April 3, 2011

the santa 

Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.

Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.

the santa by salty_santa April 19, 2018