The Questions Game 

The question game is a conversation starter for tool/douche bags that have absolutely zero game, and minimal social skills. Normally a male initiated game, in which they try to make conversation with females in order to gain their first sexual experience, because let`s face it, if you are using this game on strangers you are probably a virgin. As well as if you are using this game in order to find out how skanky or slutty a female is, do us all a favor and call a hooker.

Really?" Tom played the questions game with that random girl?" "What a fag!

The Questions Game by FlyBoyPlayer27 January 26, 2011

asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.

Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*

asking the big questions by 1Head April 22, 2019

The Four Questions 

... as asked by Republican Senator Ted Cruz of prospective Supreme Court justice Amy Coney Barrett, to ascertain her judicial ideology and fitness to sit on the bench.

The four questions Cruz asked:
1) How long have you played the piano?
2) Do the kids do piano lessons as well?
3) You and your husband have seven kids. How did you manage with the distance learning? What was that like in the Barrett household?
4) What advice would you give little girls?

The Four Questions by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

The three questions 

The three questions are from AMCs The Walking Dead, in which Rick or someone from his group would ask someone the following questions.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"

The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.

The three questions being asked:
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."

"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."

The three questions by RED4ACTED April 14, 2021

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release. by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

Don't ask questions, just trust the process. by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023